DEATH BONERS CELEBRITIES |
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| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Jet Li | If Bruce Lee Lived | 4/26/1963 | 57 | 43 | |
| Jake "the Snake" Roberts | Wrestling Legend and Crack Smoker | 5/30/1955 | 65 | 35 | |
| Jussie Smollett | Basketcase | 6/21/1982 | 38 | 62 | |
| Ingrid Newkirk | President of PETA | 6/11/1949 | 71 | 29 | |
| Goldie Hawn | Kate Hudson's Mom | 11/21/1945 | 75 | 25 | |
| Aaron Carter | Musician and Human Doodle Pad | 12/7/1987 | 33 | 67 | |
| Edward Furlong | The Kid from Terminator | 8/2/1977 | 43 | 57 | |
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Stacy Keach | Mike Hammer | 6/2/1941 | 79 | 21 | |
| Demi Lovato | Nick's Dream Girl | 8/20/1992 | 28 | 72 | |
| Jackie Chan | If Bruce Lee was Cute and Cuddly | 4/7/1954 | 66 | 34 | |
| Timothy Dalton | One of the Shittier James Bonds | 3/21/1946 | 74 | 26 | |
| Shaun Weiss | Fallen Mighty Ducks Star | 8/27/1978 | 42 | 58 | |
| Ozzy Osbourne | The Prince of Darkness | 12/3/1948 | 72 | 28 | |
| Bruce Campbell | Best Chin in Hollywood | 6/22/1958 | 62 | 38 | |
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Terry Gilliam | Monty Python's Flying Circus | 11/22/1940 | 80 | 20 | |
| Ron Jeremy | The Hedgehog | 3/12/1953 | 67 | 33 | |
| Gerard Depardieu | French Actor/Shrek Body Double | 12/27/1948 | 72 | 28 | |
| James Earl Jones | Darth Vader Telling You About CNN | 1/17/1931 | 90 | 10 | |
| Charles Grodin | The Dad from Beethoven | 4/21/1935 | 85 | 15 | |
| Tommy Chong | Greatest Stoner Ever | 5/24/1938 | 82 | 18 | |
| Jane Lynch | Comedian and Actress | 7/14/1960 | 60 | 40 | |
| Bret "the Hitman" Hart | WWE Legend | 7/2/1957 | 63 | 37 | |
| Name | Known For? | Birthdate | Current Age | Score Potential | Status | |
| Bobby Orr | Hockey Legend | 3/20/1948 | 72 | 28 | |
| Trapt (Band*) | *Any 1 of 4 members for 25% score | N/A | N/A | N/A | |
| Pat Riley | Legendary Lakers' Coach | 3/20/1945 | 75 | 25 | |